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Dilithium Dust
Dilithium Dust - Gasoline Additive
$42.99

Books
Being Todd Beckworth
All Todd, all the time
$44.95

Electronics
Harmonic Subspace Wormhole Inducer
Wormholes. The best way to circumvent time and space
$49.99

Stasis Bubble
Deluxe quartz controlled personal stasis bubble
$479.5

Thought Reader 4000
Small and sturdy Thought Reader 4000
$89.95

Entertainment
Britney Projector BSX
Britney Spears BSX virtual oil wrestling total immersion holo-projector
$3100

Geek Trap
Stainless Steel Geek Trap - Model 150
$349.99

HellaCool Command Central
Mom! Not now, I'm busy.
$3995.99

Justin Timberlake Accessory
New! Add-on to the popular Britney unit.
$21.99

Personal Shopping Assistant
One-click-buying on ANY website!
$12500

Fashions
Really Uncomfortable Shoes
Gee your ass looks terrific
$79.95

Ring of Sauron
One ring to rule them all
$19.95

Thermonuclear Underwear
Plutonium powered long johns with faint glow
$98.99

X-Ray Glasses
I can see clearly now
$75.95

Food and Beverage
Eggs from Disney Farms
Enjoy Breakfast Walt's way
$3.99 / Dozen

Mega Mug
500 gallon, spacially warped mega-mug
$199.99

Spud
A potato
$1

Twinkie
Semi-soft, unwrapped twinkie
$0.01

Fun in the Lab
Mandelbrot
Collect the whole set
$14.99

Personal Black Hole
Commercial grade black holes for personal use.
$56122.3

Health and Beauty
NorCrud™
A new and effective treatment for that embarrasing scalp condition.
$44.99

Nano-Tano
Get the perfect tan with nano-technology!
$22.95 per pint

Virginity Restorer
'Nuff said.
$1000

Virginity Restorer - Econo Size
Buying in bulk saves you money
$5000

Home and Garden
Bag Buddies
Bag buddiesTM organizing system.
$9.95

Bronzalawn
Bronzalawn monthly lawn care service
$5 / mo

Custom Crop Circles
Alien visitors or gullible media?
$995 and up

Frobconic Lot
Land in Aldebaran Frobconic estates.
$1e+06

Giger Living Room Set
The H.R Giger living room set and incubator you've been dreaming of
$3900

Horta Eggs
They look great amongst the wysteria
$24.95

Instalite Charcoal
Instalite Cookin'-in-a-Flash, anitmatter infused charcoal brickets
$69.95

Mowing Station
Laser mowing station
$4199.99

Orc Manure
Fresh Orc Manure from Rohan, Gondor, Orthanc area
$5 / bag

Indulge Yourself
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez
$69.99

Ninjamatic
Be a Ninja!
$199.95

Peace and Quiet
Keep it down, ok?
$27000

Super Stoker 9000 Cake
The birthday cake of your dreams!
$129.99

Your Happy Place™
I'm in my Happy Place™ and I feel fabulous
$99.50

Industrial
Heavy Machinery
Fully operable
$122,000

Military Surplus Wormhole
Various sizes of military surplus wormholes
$47 Million

Portable Secret Facility Self Destruct Device
Set it and forget it
$1,595.00

Kids
Happy Fun Ball
Happy! Fun! It's a ball.
$19.95

Harry Potter Edition Sword Basket
Limited Edition Harry Potter Magic Sword Basket trick.
$29.99

WonderSplicer
WonderSplicer Junior Gene Splicing Set
$24.99

Personal Hygiene
EasyDumper
EasyDumper Elite self-contained waste disposal unit
$299.99

Odor Cancelling Underpants
No more turned up noses
$27.99

Solar Powered Toothpick
Good dental hygiene with no noxious emissions
$44.95

That Oh So Fresh Feeling
How fresh are you today?
$11.99

Wind Pills
Dr. Minehead's Rosy Aroma Wind Pills
$5.99

Pets
Combat Cat
A cute little kitty with a particle beam weapon
$2,250

Ferret Oxide
Is your ferret listless?
$7.95

Gerbil Pack - 50 count
Replacement gerbils for gerbil powered websites.
$24.99

Self Improvement
A Great Big Gun
Now who's the patheric loser?
$499

Happiness
Money can't buy happiness.
$0

Personal Demon
Just don't close your eyes
$122.45 / week

Swift Kick in the Ass
Just what you need.
$49.99

Simply Fabulous
Palantir
Palantir.
Standard round model.
Runs good, no scratches.

$599

Thumbtack, three old socks and a persimmon
Unique value pack
$12.95

Vogon Poetry Generator
Freddled peril hewed my demure herd.
$49.95

Your Galaxy
Cosmic Dust Sweeper
Tidy up your little corner of creation
$14.95

RotoBoom 9000
The number one planet shredder on the market today
$128795

Silly String Theory
String theory for dummies.
$19.95