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Heavy Machinery

When you operate heavy machinery, operate only the best.

  • Warning Do not operate when taking antihistamines
  • Warning Do not operate when taking sedatives
  • Warning Do not operate when taking barbituates
  • Warning Do not operate when taking laxatives
  • Warning Do not operate when taking stock of your life
  • Warning Do not operate when taking a nap
  • Warning Do not operate when taking too much shit from your old lady
  • Warning Do not operate when taking a piss
  • Warning Do not operate when taking a vacation
  • Warning Do not operate when taking it like a man
  • Warning Do not operate when taking it lying down
  • Warning Do not operate when taking a bath
  • Warning Do not operate when taking a powder

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Customer Reviews
BigCart (bigcarts.com) 2005-03-29 19:58:43
When adding to your cart, ensure you have a big cart.
 
joe bob (joe@siriusmercantile.com) 2003-09-15 11:45:54
Needs to be an ACTUAL product in there somewhere!



Joe Bob says, "good concept, needs a little work, good picture"