- Our loss is your gain!
- Say goodbye to high tanning salon bills!
- Avoid dangerous UV rays from the sun!
Nanodyne Pharmaceuticals® invested billions in research and development on the DN-29000® sub-molecular boring suspension. This easily applied liquid contains 20,000 DN-29T® boring nano-bots per gram. The DN-29000® was designed to drill into human tissue, search out cellulite cells and exterminate them.
As it turns out, the nano-bots instead decided to just sit on the skin and eat bacteria. So although you'll still have cellulite, your arm pits will be much less smelly1. And best of all, the waste products from the DN-29000® turn out to be exactly the same color as the perfect tan!
One application will last up to 6 months! 2
Required applicator gun sold separately ($3,999.99)
1 Arm pits will smell faintly of oxidized hydrocarbons, as will the rest of your body.
2 As long as you only shower twice per year.