Love to barbeque but hate to wait for the charcoal to heat up? The new Instalite Cookin'-in-a-Flash, anitmatter infused charcoal brickets are just what you need. Each bricket contains a small amount of anti-matter held in magentic suspension. Just break the seal, toss it in the grill and "Whoosh!" instant mutual annihilation of subatomic particles to make your next outdoor event a roaring success.
Not to be used in proximity to magnetic sources, electronic devices or oxygen. Store in a well-ventilated bunker at least 0.4 miles underground.
Free spatula with every order of three bags or more.