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Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez is for sale, cheap. She comes fully equipped with a nice voice and a large selection of clothing in which you can dress her up.

Warning: Ass may be larger than it appears.

Ben Affleck's Strip Club Adventure action figures sold separately.

$69.99

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Customer Reviews
therube (lonelyloser@aol.com) 2005-03-17 21:41:19
I want a refund. I asked her to give me a lapdance, and the damn thing gave me whiplash when her gigantic plastic ass smashed into my face.



One star.