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Swift Kick in the Ass

Feeling unproductive? Trouble getting motivated? No problem. One of our certified motivational experts will come directly to your house and deliver a swift kick right where you need it most. If one kick doesn't do it, they keep administering swift kicks until you get up and do something with your sorry little life.
Clues about what to do with your life sold separately.

$49.99

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Customer Reviews
Red F. Anny (rfanny@kickme.com) 2003-09-17 01:07:11
I LOVE THIS PRODUCT! It's just what I needed to get my lazy
ass off the couch and go buy a softer couch and a bigger TV.
I just ordered an entire 5 years worth of ass-kicking!
I thank you and my red, aching butt thanks you!
You people ROCK!!!
 
Doug "The Slug" Wertmeyer (lumpy@aol.com) 2003-09-14 15:31:42
Hey, that was just what I needed. Thanks Sirius Mercantile!