Whether you're looking to restore your youthful innocence, relive the "big moment" of junior high...er, or college, or if you're just feeling traditional (being pure on your wedding night: priceless) our affordable virginity restoration package is just the thing!
Works for both men and women! Don't ask how.
Our patented method is safe, painless and approved
by all major Western religions! Non-disclosure rules
prohibit our revealing how it's done, but let's just
say you'll feel snug as a bug in a rug when you're done!
Mail order kit includes everything you need to turn
back time in the privacy of your own home or monastery/nunnery. Satisfaction guaranteed. Simply return the unused portion for a full refund, minus restocking fees.
Note: Kit not effective for reversing pregnancy.