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HellaCool Command Central

Be the envy of your math club when you setup the Ultimate Cyber-Matic HellaCool EX5000 Command Console from VirtuCom.

This sucker goes to 11 -- 11 screens that is. That's ten more screens than a pathetic loser PC, like the one you own now. We're talking total immersion here, dude.

You can play every sport there is while remaining comfortably seated. Fly a hundred different types of aircraft without ever going outside. And do we even need to mention the porn possibilities? We thought not.

Hook up the EX5000, insert your credit card and jack into fun, fun, fun. Act now and we'll include a free catheter kit so you won't have to leave your chair all day.

Plug compatible with the Britney BSX holo-projector. Ding-Dongs and Diet Coke sold separately.

$3995.99

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Customer Reviews
Derek (thedman@gamerz.com) 2003-09-15 00:39:10
Suh-weet!!!! I'm gettin' one!