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That Oh So Fresh Feeling

Ladies, do you ever feel not so fresh? On those not so fresh days do you just feel so, so not so fresh that you just need some freshness? Well, your I-wish-I-wasn't-so-not-so-fresh prayers have been answered.

The all new, Maxi-Fresh Fresh-O-Vag Refresher is here!. Just one little spritz from the patented applicator and you'll feel so fresh that nothing can keep you down.

Goodbye not so fresh feeling, hello Fresh-O-Vag!

Try our new Mega-Fresh pack for those I'm so not fresh I'll kill you if you so much as breathe near me I mean it goddamit days.

Do not apply Maxi-Fresh Fresh-O-Vag Refresher more than 14 times within any two minute period. Discontinue use if excessive freshness is experienced.


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Customer Reviews
Stephen Broadley ( 2005-10-05 20:45:45
I love the FRESH O VAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim ( 2004-01-29 09:25:52
It made me smell like mangoes, but my prayers for freshness were answered. The grocery clerk did not think I was excessively fresh, even though I applied it 15 times.