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The Imperial Customs Service has not yet classified these cute little guys as a menace to civilization, so order yours today while supplies last.
Combat Cats (that's our name for them, they refer to themselves as S'vth'n!ta) make terrific pets as long as you observe a few simple rules.
- They must kill something once a day.
- They must be allowed to cut out and devour the still-beating hearts of their victims.
- Change the litter every day - seriously.
- Never leave them alone with a regular earth cat
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