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Throughout history notable men and women have been haunted by personal demons that drove them to greatness (or madness). They may have burned out but they didn't lead boring lives. Vincent Van Gogh, Howard Hughes, Curt Cobain, Anna Nicole Smith, all had demons that kept them motivated right to the very end.
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