Don't let another infestation of Aldebaran Subcutaneous Scalp Roaches(ASSR) keep you from getting the most out of life. Left untreated, ASSR can lead to complications, including dangerous and costly organ transplants (ASSROT).

Finally there's relief in the form of a little glowing orange pill from Hyperian Research called NorCrud(TM).

Occasional side effects may include headache, head cramps, dizziness, hair loss, and a hypnotizing, cerulean blue toenail fungus that talks to you when no one else is around. See a doctor if you experience any of these symptoms or the others we didn't tell you about.

Pull your head out [of that endless cycle of infestation]! Ask your doctor if NorCrud(TM) is right for you.

(ELDRAD MUST LIVE)