Life is stressful. The hustle and bustle of everyday life can make you cranky and irritable. You need a break but you just can't seem to find the time to get away.

At last, Sirius Relaxation Technologies has a breakthrough solution. Happy Place™ is a new holographic virtual reality implant that you can call upon whenever things get just a little too intense.

Life can make you crazy. Don't go over the edge, go to your Happy Place™.

Non-gay models also available.