The wait is over! The first shipments of the Nebulous Arms ®, hand-held Death-Hose® 9000-X® , quantilating helix disrupter pistol has arrived!
Death-Hose® 9000-X® has the same beautiful design as the earlier models but sports a 50% higher disruption index. You'll be able to melt your way through vibranium bunker doors in under 8 minutes, blast a hole the size of Cleveland straight through small moons, and still have the precision to carve your own Mt. Rushmore from a tub of butter.
The Death-Hose® 9000-X® is available in blood red, blood green, camo, and lapis lazuli.
Supplies are limited, so order today!