Out in the sun a lot? Eat a lot? Too lazy to pick your own teeth? Then the all new Dent-O-Watt 2000XL solar powered toothpick is the answer to your prayers. The solar powered, ultrasonic, nano-controlled, tungsten carbide picks in the 2000XL will scour your teeth and gums for any and all lingering food particles and pick them right out.
Consult your physician if excessive bleeding persists.
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