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Being Todd Beckworth

Todd Beckworth is a average 17-year old high school senior from Nostril, Kansas. This thrilling autobiography documents his remarkably average life in a mid-sized town in a mid-sized state in the middle of America.

Laugh with Todd as he relates the story of falling into the stream on a Boy Scout camping trip. Feel Todd's pain when his "best girl" Jenny leaves him for an older football player. Cheer when Todd wins honorable mention at the regional science fair. And you won't believe what happens during the "Wedgy Incident".

All this and much, much more in this fascinating 732 page hard-bound deluxe edition. Act now and receive a coupon good for $5.00 off "Todd Beckworth Redux: The College Years", due out shortly after graduation from DeVry Institute of Central Kansas.


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Customer Reviews
Todd Beckworth Sr. ( 2005-05-06 03:16:29
my son. i love him like a daughter.
4/5 for your life sucking.
bob richards ( 2005-02-17 08:52:25
see you
Manly Dude ( 2003-09-14 22:25:59
What a loser this guy is. I want to stick his head in a toilet.
Christina A. ( 2003-09-14 22:16:58
Todd, you're such a cutey. I feel all wiggly inside. Just stay away from that bitch Britney, ok?
Britney S. ( 2003-09-14 22:14:42
Todd is such a hottie, I wish I could find a boyfriend just like him.
Don't forget to join my fan club, K?