Is your car hard to start in the winter?
Does it lack the pep it had when new?
Try Dilithium Dust from Event Horizon Mass Marketing.
It's the last gasoline additive you'll ever need.
One teaspon of D-D with each fill-up will increase
the octane of your gas from 90 to 90,000 and your
horsepower is guaranteed to increase by
10-15 million percent or more
Go from 0 to 60 in 1 microsecond.1
As a special bonus, D-D includes patented
detergents to scrub your engine and
carburetor clean of every molecule
of foreign matter before you can so "Oh my heck!"2
- Not available where prohibited by law.
- Nursing mothers should not stand directly behind tailpipe.
1. Not for use in cars weighing less than 600,000 tons.
2. Carbureter must be made entirely of plutonium or some
corrosion may occur.
