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Odor Cancelling Underpants

Love burritos? Can't get enough garlic? Crazy about Bing cherries? Look no further - the all-new FlatuMaster 2000es Odor Cancelling Underpants will give you poise and confidence in any social situation.

The FlatuMaster's secret is a patented gas-permeable membrane sown into the fabric. It contains billions of semi-autonomous, nano-technology chemical synthesizers that analyse airborne odors and instantly release custom-tailored molecules that bind to and neutralize unwanted emissions.

Nearly silent in operation, the FM2000es is energy efficient and powered by a small sausage-shaped fuel cell that slips into the front panel. If you get noticed, it won't be because of offensive odors - if you know what we mean.

But that's not all, the FM 2000ES offers five freshness settings: Lemon, Vanilla, Morning Rain, Honeysuckle, and Potpourri.

French cut thong model coming soon for the ladies.

See also: The FlatuWhisper 1000, noise cancelling suppository device. Special package pricing available.

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL and Fat Bastard

Note: Fuel cells produce small amounts of water as a natural byproduct. Occasional wet spots on the front of your trousers are normal and nothing to be concerned about.


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Customer Reviews
Wolfleader ( 2005-07-10 07:24:44
"Trung Hau ( 20031222063313

I want trial of it"

Like what the persion had said. Please give us a free trial of this product
Trung Hau ( 2003-12-22 22:33:13
I want trial of it
bigbutt ( 2003-09-17 08:28:37
I had a hot date, and my flatumaster shorts really saved the day!
THey're awesome!
bart S. ( 2003-09-17 08:26:47
Eat my shorts!
A Bean Lover ( 2003-09-14 22:24:16
These are just great. I wear them all the time. The gentle vibration is very soothing . There's a slight buzzing when I use my cell phone but that's not so bad. I just love the FlatuMaster underpants, I can't recommend them highly enough. I just wish they made a heavy-duty model.