Sirius Mercantile

Product Submissions

Amateur and Professional writers ... do you think you have what it takes to create the perfect Sirius Mercantile™ product? If so, then write it up and send it to us.

Submissions that we choose for inclusion become the property of Sirius Mercantile™, but you will be given an author credit somewhere on the site if you wish. Submissions that are not chosen for inclusion remain the property of the author.

Submissions must include a title, a price, a short description, and a long description. Those products with entertaining "customer reviews" to go with them will be given extra consideration. Use the existing products on the site as examples. Anywhere from 30–200 words is typical. If you have a photo to go with it, great! If not, we can come up with something.

Some of the existing products are better than others, and we're looking for those that have a sort of "Douglas Adams" flavor to them. For example, the "Odor Cancelling Underpants" are the PERFECT example of an excellent SM product.

Submit as many as you like, as often as you like!

Send them by email to

Thank you and GOOD LUCK!!