Sirius Mercantile™
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Sirius Mercantile Logo Mug
Standard white mug with the "Sirius Mercantile" logo.
$13.99
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We're very sorry.
The product __name__ is temporarily out of stock.
However, our gigantically smart, product analysis AI has determined that the following in-stock products are virtually identical to what you are looking for:
Sirius Mercantile Logo Mug
Standard white mug with the "Sirius Mercantile" logo.
$13.99
Are you people deranged?
[chuckle] ... yeah, people are always asking us this, and we always enjoy answering it.
Do you have any real products?
What do you mean?
Why is everything always out of stock?
Demand. It's very difficult to keep most of our items in stock because they're so phenomenally exciting and everyone wants them.
Where are you located?
We have many retail outlet stores spread out across the milky way and other nearby galaxies. Use the store locator link in the main menu to find a location near you.
Can anyone add products?
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If you've got the perfect new product that you'd like to see sold on Sirius Mercantile™ let us know!
We'll pay you $5 USD for each product that we select for inclusion on the site. Selected products become the property of Sirius Mercantile™. Submissions must include a title, a price, a short description, and a long description. Images of your product are not required. Submit as many as you like, as often as you like!
Send your product details by email to smerc@sleepless.com
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