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Mega Mug
500 gallon, spacially warped mega-mug
$199

Peace and Quiet
Keep it down, ok?
$27000

Ferret Oxide
Is your ferret listless?
$7.95

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Unigrotchet
Make a splash in the methane pools when you show up in one of these sexy unigrotchets from our exclusive Trembly (R) collection.
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Death-Hose® 9000-X®
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$3999

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Odor Cancelling Underpants
No more turned up noses
$27.99

Radiopants
Radiopants: the new personal spacesuit liner for the new world.
$22.99

Thumbtack, three old socks and a persimmon
Unique value pack
$12.95