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The product __name__ is temporarily out of stock.

However, our gigantically smart, product analysis AI has determined that the following in-stock products are virtually identical to what you are looking for:

Sirius Mercantile Logo Mug
Standard white mug with the "Sirius Mercantile" logo.
$13.99
Are you people deranged?
[chuckle] ... yeah, people are always asking us this, and we always enjoy answering it.
Do you have any real products?
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Why is everything always out of stock?
Demand. It's very difficult to keep most of our items in stock because they're so phenomenally exciting and everyone wants them.
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We'll pay you $5 USD for each product that we select for inclusion on the site. Selected products become the property of Sirius Mercantile™. Submissions must include a title, a price, a short description, and a long description. Images of your product are not required. Submit as many as you like, as often as you like!

Send your product details by email to smerc@sleepless.com

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